VIVA SESSION HANDELLED BY PROF. REDDY

Question were rarely asked in that day..rather it something much much wierd for i dont rem'ber whose face did i saw or i would have landed on wrong feet in the morning.

Well....here are some hilarious questions asked by Prof. Reddy:

  • You Bombay students are over smart. U study nothing and expect to pass.
  • Are you employed??? Ok so u are, no use the companies will send u back.They have done this with IIT students, so ur level is nothing.
  • Do you want to go and study and come back after some time.??? But there is no point since if you can’t study in 6 months then 3 hours is nothing.
  • I know how much you people know. Ok just tell me the full form of TND.
  • You don’t deserve to be in the final year.
  • So what do you want to do ???? J-D, J-D, J-D..{June- December}.
  • /*11 marks in term test */– He saw the marks and said " yeh kya tika (11) lagake aaya hai kya".
  • U guys here r reducing the Indian IQ .
  • Even beggar’s kids are better. /*This proved to backfire as he had to apologize to the student*/
  • Are you employed – no , so what are you going to do, anyways you are useless. You can’t even respect ur professors.
  • So u have given ur GRE and u want to go abroad. India ka telecom systems kharab kar ke abhi US ka bhi tu wohi halat karega. Do not bother to waste ur money in applying because you will come back here in December and I will be there.
  • U are from which gang , chhota shakeel or chhota rajan??? Who is sending u to US.

  • Finally tell me how many chapters are there in TND- 10 sir.

  • /* actually there are 8*/, now he got angry and said u are useless see u in December.
  • Woh window open hai? – no sir .., so he said " tu terrace pe ja kar niche kud ja.
  • Better luck next time.
  • Why did ur father come to Bombay from madras. U should have done ur bsc or mba from there. U do not deserve to be here.
  • you guys, why did you come from tamilnadu. U support LTTE. U should not have come to mumbai university, u have spoiled the level. Do you think you will pass.
  • /*To Monica*/ - is Molina function the same as monica function.?
  • /*To Easwar*/- he sang - easwar , allah tero naam sabko sanmati de bhagwan.
  • Go back to your native place.
  • Gimme some feedback u have recd from ur friends. C’mon .if u don’t I’ll fail u.
  • /*To Karishma*/ - so ur level should be as good as that of karisma kapoor.
  • U two are like those nerds we call them dhondu bondus.
  • /*To Moses*/ Moses square how come?
  • How did u get 36/50 in ur tw test? Copy kiya kya?
  • 14/50 u think u will pass like that?
  • good morning sir.. - "I don't believe in formalities".

" I wish every professor since I respect them" Anyways u r useless and u can leave.

  • 40/50 "Sir ne paper diya tha kya"

·"Tum logon ko logic to lagana aata hi naheen ...kuch logic hain ki nahin"......ya right!!!!!!!

  • lo aur ek ltte aa gaya "
  • who discovered telecom networks. .. .i dont know …. he answered " me and ubj"
  • what happened to the telecom networks that were destroyed in gujurat, did the computers go down the earth or into the sky?
  • " donon semester saath mein deke kuch phayda nahin is mein to paas nahin hoyega" kuch kaam ke nahin ho jao"
  • r u ranga rajan- chhota rajan's brother.
  • /*To Sachin*/ U think u r sachin tendulkar.

· /*To Sachin no.2 / - do you have a twin brother./*He was referring to sachin no.1.this was the biggest possible insult*/

  • which state are you from???? Sindh ,in Pakistan , so u r a Pakistani.
  • if u were in my college, I would have given u one on your face.
  • u r an Ltte supporter so they should send you to srilanka
  • come back in December, I'll be there.
  • I am grateful u waited for such a long time to solve a problem.
  • how many years have you wasted in engineering??????.
  • /* To Nanavati*/, is it a girl's name????????
  • mere baap ne bhi pentode nahin dekha to phir tune kaise dekha hoga.
  • Sameer are u interested in cricket?? So u know samir dighe, all u can do is go and clean his windows.
  • RANI so who is the rani in the film industry? Name her
  • Not even a single student answered at least 40% of my qts.very sad.
  • I WAS NOT EVEN ABLE TO SATISFY A SINGLE STUDENT (whattttt?????)
  • I am gonna fail all of u.
  • Well, according to iit defn, there r 2 types of ppl:

Studs: those who start studying at last minute ,finish everything, manage everything.

cracks: those who start studying at last minute ,finish everything ,manage nothing. All of u r cracks.

  • What do you think is the reliability of you being in this college????.

· Topi nikal. Yeh aisa haircut kyon kiya ?….sir my father…accha Adi-das…adi-das..adi-das../*on the cap*/

  • /*To Surbhi*/: Did u watch the prog "Surbhi" on tv? In the morning or in the night?
  • Have u eaten a jalebi? Is it sweet? Then what do u like better?jalebi or tnd?jalebi is sweet ,u forget bout it after u have eaten but tnd stays in ur head.
  • arre aise dulhan ki tarah kyon baitha hai?
  • Don't laugh .pagal ho kya?
  • What is the full form of K.J. as in ur coll. Name? -don't know sir Go & find it out.
  • So,what is Erlang b func? -don't know sir go out and find it out.





HOPE YOU ENJOYED READING IT....this is the way Engg are ragged officially.
Prof's know as much as we know (MOST OF D PROF)but there are really some genius prof's who know a lot.But this is not our discussion..

This was how Prof.Reddy ragged somebody (some = every :P)

I got this from a source who actually got ragged...sorry for i cannot mention his/her name for confidential reasons.



Thanks for reading..
Keep reading,Keep commenting...

ABHISHEK



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